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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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