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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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