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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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