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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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