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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luna eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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