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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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