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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Millie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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