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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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