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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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