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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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