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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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