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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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