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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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