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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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