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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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