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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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