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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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