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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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