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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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