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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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