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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sugar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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