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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sugar eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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