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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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