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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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