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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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