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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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