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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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