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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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