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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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