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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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