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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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