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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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