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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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