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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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