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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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