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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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