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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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