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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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