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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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