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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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