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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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