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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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