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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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