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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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