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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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