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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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