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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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