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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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