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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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