Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.