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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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