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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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