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Pet death
My
brother
had their beloved pet
tarantula 🕷
Simpkins
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮
a bear 🐻
a tiger 🐯
a velociraptor 🦖
a wild boar 🐗
a bull 🐮
a rhinoceros 🦏
a cheetah 😺
a warthog 🐗
a venomous snake 🐍
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