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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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