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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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