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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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