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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maggie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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