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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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