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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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